As he did every morning after waking, Bill went into the bathroom to begin his morning ritual. After squeezing toothpaste onto his toothbrush, he looked into the mirror and began to brush his teeth. Although he brushed the teeth on the right side of his mouth quite vigorously, for the most part he ignored those on the left side. Then he stepped into the shower and began rubbing a bar of soap to produce a frothy lather. After generously distributing the suds over the right side of his body, he began to rinse off without lathering the left side of his body.
After getting dressed, Bill went to his favorite local diner for breakfast. He ordered the daily special of two eggs, toast, bacon, and hash browns; the last two items were his favorites. When his order arrived, the waitress placed the plate in front of him with the fried eggs and the toast toward the right, and the bacon and hash browns to the left. He took one bite each of bacon and of hash browns, and then turned to the eggs and toast. Strangely, once he started eating the eggs and toast, he never took another bite of hash browns or bacon. While Bill was sipping his coffee, a busboy, walking to the kitchen off to Bill's left, dropped a stack of dirty dishes, creating a commotion. Bill, like everyone else in the diner, watched the rattled busboy clean up the mess. Afterward, Bill resumed eating his breakfast and now heartily consumed the hash browns and bacon he had previously ignored.
When Bill asked for the check, the waitress placed it on the left side of the table. After a few minutes, he waved the waitress over and complained, saying, “I asked for my tab five minutes ago. What's taking so long?”
She looked at him quizzically, pointed to the bill on the table, and replied, “But sir, it's right here. I put it there a while ago.”
With that, Bill rose to leave, and the waitress, still bemused by the whole encounter, watched him bump into the left-hand part of the door frame as he walked out into the street. As she turned to clean the table, she saw that Bill had left a generous tip.