In the 1950s, Morse defined the analogue of Morse functions for topological manifolds. In many instances, when mathematicians are using techniques on topological manifolds that appear to be Morse-theoretic in nature, there is a topological Morse function implicit in the argument. Topological Morse functions are known to inherit most of the familiar properties of the usual (smooth) Morse functions, with two crucial exceptions: existence and deformability. This paper gives a simple construction of continuous families of topological Morse functions.